Teabagged on the League mapp
Wee lad gets a wee mad
That he sucks nads at
Games he can't play
Without his mom's say
The online service that she pays
Now she says it's not okay

Chorus:
Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Taste the nads

Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Lick the sack

It’s not OK
For Ray to play the game
Because it's rated A
Not for pussies
Who are always online scooping
All the balls drooping
All over his face
Because he can't play the game
Without getting a little taste
Of manrape

Chorus:
Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Taste the nads

Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Lick the sack

You got teabagged again
Now you get a little bit bent
Over backwards, you got gobsmacked
By the everlasting tea bag gobstopper
You forgot to do your propers and turn off your motherfuckin webcam
So everyone saw your one inch wonder
After you ragequit and went to jack off
Now you're a complete laughing stock
This is such a disaster
You can't suppress all the laughter
You've become an IRL embarrassment

Chorus:
Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Taste the nads

Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Lick the sack

And now you want to make it all end
Gonna kill yourself because you're not a winner
In every sense of the word you are loser
Each day you lie awake thinking when will be the day
The day you find the will to end it all today

You quit the game
Because you got teabagged
Again and again
Now you quit life
Before you realize
The only way to win is to die
You lost all hope
Couldn't take anymore
you hung yourself by the rope
But it became loose
And you fell down on your caboose
And got teabagged by the noose

Now you can’t see
You got the herbal tea
Stuck in your teeth
And You can't breathe
you can't go out to pee
you'll die immediately
Instead of eventually
So Why you even play the game
When you know your own fate
It’s just a so insane
I'd give you an Arizona
If I didn't pwn ya
And I can't give you kombucha
Because you are such a loser
You only get pure leaf
Because you suck at League
There's nobody you can beat
Except your own meat
You’re Deceased
The way I see leaving in the street
It is such a mother fuckin disgrace to me ah

Chorus:
Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Taste the nads

Teabagged
Assmad
You know you gotta
Lick the sac